thirsty-for-troye:

" haha jk we had sex"

(Source: somelittleparadise)

(Source: cinecat)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via hate)

(Source: katamarang)

ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)